Helo, Iam Hurrght Oláffston and Iam a tipical Icelander. My english is not perfect because I've studied in a bad public school at Grindavik - a little town near Revlavik. People of Grindavik HATE the proud guys of Reflavik, thats why they got all the profits of hot water export, and we got nothing!
We love to drink, dance, invade other countries, make war, plundering, and gamble in dangerous markets. At the left, you can see a typical bombastic Icelander in a Viking uniform combat Proud Parade. We perform a march every year in front Parliament before invade Paris and walk throught Champs Élysées (eventually, before the plundering, we stop for a coffee break!).
The Horn is a National Symbol in Iceland, and it's a kind of uncouncious archetype, also. You can tell if one have balls if he got long horns. But, in order to get long horns, you have to get someone to make sex with your wife.
We also love the rare music of Bjork, when she's sober, of course. I think thats her music is so rare...
We, prouds Icelanders, we have got a national flag and a coat of arms:
